Bradley Cooper, 

is a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel. He definitely is a descendant of royalty, he definitely thinks he is.

So, I tell my neighbor, Laura the truth, I too am a descendant of royalty. Many centuries ago , my great, great great grandfather lived in the Alsace-Lorraine area, he was a King, with a kingdom. He fell in love with a maid. He sent her to America and then he followed.

My grandmother told me this, no facts, just a love story. I knew it was true.

My saying has always been, “Be Sweet and Kind and always have something nice to say to your inferiors.”  (wink wink)